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Jesus. On Toast?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 21, 2010 by Pat DiCaprio

What do toast, fingerprints, trees and wall stains have in common? They are all places where morons claim to have seen Jesus Christ. Just this week some kid in Arizona claimed that Jesus Christ showed up in his fingerprint.

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The Bathroom Talker

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 19, 2010 by Pat DiCaprio

It is a rough Monday commute. You get into the office, ready to steel yourself against the onslaught of your mind-numbing, Sisyphean job by doing what any red-blooded guy does; you have a cup of coffee and head to the head. Only, your nemesis is there, waiting for you. He is one of the most annoying characters you will meet, the Bathroom Talker. Continue reading